we made a big mistake

Yeah we did it. at one point in time somebody thought it would be a good idea to start breeding animals small. as pets. Its been a decent hit over the years. horses, dogs, even pigs. there are however some animals that were left behind. the giraffe, the kangaroo, the walrus, the hippopotamus and elk. to name a few. who wouldnt want a miniature giraffe. yeah i know the whole idea is cruel, but i cant help but to obsess over one animal in particular. The elephant. He would be about as large as a bulldog, a little taller though since his legs would have to be long enough as not to drag his snout. just the thought somehow makes me happy. not an easy task. ohh, and tusks. my elephant would have the nicest tusts on the block. we would walk the streets in pride. and of course elephants are not going to want to walk all the time (i understand this) he would have hand stiched roller skates. actualy i think they would be snake skin. I know they would be snake skin. grey to match his skin tone and ivory color laces. Im not dumb, i dont think he would learn to skate, but these animals are stought. even at 2ft he would weigh a hundred pounds plus. so i am counting on the sturdyness and a harness to pull him along. and yes i will put him on the skateboard. its going to be a hassle though. falling off and what-not. I havent named him yet. im sure i will in time though. this thought fills my head more often then not. the games we would play... im telling you we made a big mistake when coming up with the list of animals to breed miniature....